A new Reuters National Poll came out yesterday and better get out the house jacks because if you don’t raise that ceiling again, it’s gonna crush that shiny RNC chandelier.
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Trump 51, Rubio, 17, Cruz 17, Won’t Vote 10.6 and Kasich 5.2.
Just to be sure, RNC, you’d better raise that Trumpet ceiling up to 75%. That should keep the light fixtures intact for a couple more weeks.
The latest from Florida:
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Trump continues to hold a substantial lead with Trump 40, Rubio 26, Cruz 18, and Kasich 8.
In Ohio, it’s still a tight race with
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Trump 36, Kasich 34, Cruz 17, and Rubio 8.
I’m still reporting from Washington. Good day.
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Trump 51, Rubio, 17, Cruz 17, Won’t Vote 10.6 and Kasich 5.2.
Just to be sure, RNC, you’d better raise that Trumpet ceiling up to 75%. That should keep the light fixtures intact for a couple more weeks.
The latest from Florida:
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Trump continues to hold a substantial lead with Trump 40, Rubio 26, Cruz 18, and Kasich 8.
In Ohio, it’s still a tight race with
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Trump 36, Kasich 34, Cruz 17, and Rubio 8.
I’m still reporting from Washington. Good day.
