Friday, November 11, 2016

Incarcerating the Clintons and Testicle Transplants for Snowflakes

“The best part about being a Hillary supporter is that you don’t have to know anything about her because there’s nothing to know in the first place.” • Hillary won 4% fewer female voters than Obama did in 2012. It seems that the “I have a vagina” pudendal connection isn’t the best platform. • Hillary was playing nuclear brinkmanship with Putin and I didn’t see any of these little snowflakes crying about that. • Facebook is filled with atesticular geldings. Little snowflake babies who cry with their therapy dogs and make me want to retch. • America is teeming with impuissant effete little snowflakes with their crying rooms, therapy dogs and oversized images of self-importance. • One of the glories of being a human being is to live under the delusion that we somehow enjoy a superiority over our fellow creatures. That we understand the elegance of subtlety and the complexity of the universe’s script. But after watching carefully the reactions to our elections I am convinced we are profoundly inferior to our simian brother. • Trump protesters are likened to the person who’s never seen a cricket match but nonetheless insists upon screaming and yelling in the stands.